'My sister got a Blu-Ray player and I got an HDMI cable': 25+ cringe gifts that totally missed the mark

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    Font - r/AskReddit Posted by u/[deleted] What is the WORST present you have ever gotten? 8.8k Comments
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    Font - Ja Bobby Robertson When I was 8 I loved Pokemon. One Christmas my family was opening presents and we started getting towards the end when the 'big present' would be opened. My mom got excited and handed me a present. I open it and it's the official strategy guide for Pokemon Yellow. I get ridiculously excited. I don't own a gameboy, I love pokemon and I'm getting a gameboy and the game where freaking PIKACHU FOLLOWS YOU AROUND.
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    Font - Then I see my dad's face. He's very concerned. He knows what's going on. I'm not getting a gameboy. I was never getting a gameboy. I just got a book with a pokemon on the front of it because my mom doesn't understand video games. This wasn't the only devestating present from her. One year she bought dog treats and put them in our stockings thinking they were regular cookie biscuit things. I was 12 and my brother was 9 and we thought we were getting a puppy. My mom shouldn't be allowed to
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    Font - Shakazulu94 A DVD of "Marley & Me" as a present to get over me putting down my lab... They hadn't seen it yet, they just saw the dog and thought it would be a nice gesture 4.8k Share
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    Font - zach2992. One Hannukah my sister got a Blu-Ray player and I got an HDMI cable. I didn't have anything that required an HDMI cable and she didn't have a cable. I would figure my parents were thinking we could work together and both enjoy the Blu-Ray player together, except she went to college 200 miles away and the cable was only 6 feet long. I also got a copy of Beetlejuice on Blu-Ray. Apparently it came free with the player. EDIT: This was when I originally posted it. 4.0k ↓ Share ...
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    Font - Kanorado1. My Japanese grandma bought my mom a scale after she gave birth to me. She also gave my older brother a big screen tv for his 10th birthday. On my 10th birthday I got a box of underwear that were about 5 sizes too big and a lollipop that expired a decade before that. She also started a college fund for all my male cousins, I'm one of the only female grandchildren, so instead of a college fund, I got a plastic surgery fund to fix the scar on my face that she thinks ruins my chanc
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    Font - D [deleted] My sister gave me a bracelet, which was already mine and it had been gone for years. 3.8k Share
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    Font - Gets Sorry. Not me, but my sister. I was born on her birthday. She was since my parents left her party and didn't bring a puppy back. Just a whiny sack of developing human. Posts To her credit, she's way cooler about it now. ↑ 3.5k Share
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    Font - pagerama My dad once gave me a potato masher for my birthday. He said it was from some sort of inside joke we had. (?) And in the card was a Starbucks gift card. Too bad I noticed that it was the gift card I had given him for Father's Day...We're working on our relationship. 3.1k ↓ Share
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    Font - 042376x In the mid 80s my brother told my grandmother I was really into neon. As a gift she bought me a multi coloured neon baseball cap, dayglo neon yellow shirt and neon socks. I had to wear all of them to the restaurant and Dairy Queen afterwards. • Edit:I was heavy into Maiden and Slayer at the time. Usually I had a denim jacket with a Powerslave backpatch. The neon clashed worse than you could imagine. 3.0k Share
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    Font - [deleted] I was into baseball cards when I was a kid. My grandma heard and bought me a whole box for my birthday. Too bad they were valentines day cards with Michael Jordan on them and it was June. 2.8k Share
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    Font - K80_k. When we went out to eat on my birthday and I had to pay for my meal. And that was my present. 2.7k Share
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    Font - bubblegamy My two "best" friends did this to me the summer before high school. Their explanation was "We got you gifts so you have to pay for the dinner." Cheesecake Factory is expensive stuff when you've just turned 14. 1.2k Share ...
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    Font - Twelvecarpileup. My last birthday my brother pulled out a gift card he was given for his birthday and handed it to me (still had his name on it). Year before that he "had to use the bathroom" during my birthday dinner. We watched him run across the street, and come back with a Tim Hortons gift card saying "I know how much you love coffee". I have had two cups of coffee in my entire life... 2.6k Share
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    Font - TameBusey. My aunt has given some really strange gifts over the years. I've been the recipient of blankets, stamps and a totally age- inappropriate coloring book. But my sister got it worse. She received a helium tank for her 7th birthday. And her 8th birthday? Another helium tank. 2.5k ↓ Share
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    Font - anaxamandrus. My grandmother once knitted all her grandchildren wool sweaters. Only problem is that I am allergic to wool. Despite this, she made me wear the sweater which caused me to break out in hives. She did not care and was really upset when I took the sweater off. For a long time after that she whenever she saw me she asked me to wear the sweater. 2.4k Share
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    Font - Pooki Most impractical gift was a welcome mat with a farm and cow on it. I live in the city... Never indicated a preference for farming... I was only eight years old... But gift was from Uncle Peter and I loved Uncle Peter so I loved the mat? 2.3k Share
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    Font - joshasc My dad once bought my mom a dirt bike for her birthday. She was in her 40's at the time. She didn't want a dirt bike. He rode it everyday afterwards. He also bought her an outside security light once for her birthday. She did not want an outside security light. They have been very happily married for almost 40 years. ↑ 2.1k ↓ Share
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    Font - jennej_dtsab. When I was 5, I asked everyone I knew for a dog. My uncle said he was getting me a dog. I was the happiest 5 year old. What I Chia got was a Pet dog. Its been 15 years and I'm still not over it. 2.0k Share
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    Font - [deleted] My absent father heard I was into music. He then left a broken trumpet at my door step. Just what every 14 year old girl needs! 1.8k Share
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    Font - DogmaDave When I was twelve, my dad (must have) forgot it was my birthday. After my birthday dinner, and unwrapping my presents, I was heading to bed. My dad pulled me into the parents' room and gave me an unwrapped "The Very Best of Sheryl Crow." I still can't believe it. 1.6k Share
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    Font - Morlok8k. Christmas 2008, I think. Meet Gf to swap presents. I give her a framed photo of us, and a DVD. She tells me she cheated on me. Dumped her right then and there.
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    Font - giant_dick_pic. My grandfather used to get me and my three siblings the same thing each Christmas: 1 can of silly string (dope), a plastic horse doll (erm, interesting?), and a packet of Lisa Frank stickers. We were three boys and a girl. Not that the horse is necessarily a girl thing, but it certainly felt like it when it came with Lisa Frank Stickers. Just now realizing I never decorated the horses in the stickers, what was I thinking? 1.4k Share
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    Font - Joyous Maximus I was new at work and had shared that my mother was in prison for setting several houses on fire. For our secret santa exchange, one of my lovely coworkers gave me a singed card with a dress that he had set on fire. Everyone thought it was horrible for him to do that, I thought it was hilarious. I guess its better than a burnt house, but still hilariously awfull. 1.3k ✔ Share
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    Font - Occasionally_Girly My Dad left the day before my 6th birthday. Happy birthday to me 928 Share
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    Font - 8337 My college boyfriend was a shoplifter. Every gift I ever got from him was stolen. I didn't find out until after we broke up. It explained the odd gifts. Always small things that I had never expressed much interest in, but would have been easy to nab. ↑ 879 ↓ Share
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    Font - steinsberg I tend to try to always find a bright side with gifts, but one sticks out in my mind as being bad. I got a silver sparkle planner for Christmas 2013 which was really gaudy. The calendar was for Jan-Dec 2013 and was already filled in. Thanks... 827 Share
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    Font - Doughchild In the 90s. Six C batteries for my portable stereo.. which needed 8 batteries to run without cable. 792 Share
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    Font - SuperFineKen My ex-girlfriend got me a wedding cake topper for my 17th B-day. "It represents us" she says, "we can use it the day we marry". It was a BIT to intense for my liking, so I noped out of there shortly after. 753 Share
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    Font - captainslow15. A brownie pan and a scale. All in the same box. ↑ 477 Share
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    Font - [deleted] When I was a young kid I saved up my allowances and bought my sister a sailor moon doll. I felt so proud and happy that I had done that for her. It may have been the first time I bought a gift with my own money. She wrapped up some souvenir my parents had gotten from Jamaica on their honeymoon. She laughed, and said I fell for her joke. I was furious. 479 ↓ Share

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